Sunday, December 29, 2013

New Year, New Life.

I've been absent for a while. Let me 'splain.

No, is too much. Let me sum up.

I have moved across the country, again - I just love packing. LIE. My partner, the long suffering Mr. Doctor, received a wonderful fellowship to be smart and do reading and writing things. So I threw everything I owned in my car, made the trek up here to the boonies of Ohio, and am currently job hunting.

Which is its own joy, let me tell you - if you're offering pay in the single digits, your listing probably should have under ten qualifications. And if you feel you MUST post all 8 paragraphs of demands, you should add a rider at the end stating "Yes, we know we're tools - but the economy is bad, so suffer my laundry list of demands and LIKE IT you jobless BASTARD I wasn't hugged enough as a child, I just want a friend, MUST HAVE 8 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND BE ABLE TO PERFORM OPEN HEART SURGERRRYYYYYY yes, I know I said entry level and I meant it".

I'm also working on ART. Actual media projects. Despite my hesitance to leave my lovely, lovely, warm, oh so WARM, did I mention lovely? Florida, I'm finding some good art juju in this college town.

I AM NOT, HOWEVER, finding Wifi.

Mr. Doctor, though brilliant in some things, has the technological IQ of a goldfish on a sandwich. With mayo. He went into a deal with the woman in the other side of the duplex to share an AT&T HOTSPOT. My inner tech rat is screaming in agony. But the landscape is pretty.

...I'll get back to actual content eventually. May you be warm and cozy, wherever you are.